My Boss VS LiLy

My boss Judy just likes to "zhat" fatty gals.

Let me tell u gals the stories....



Main Character:
Judy(Fake Name) - My boss, 41 years old but look younger than her age. A super skinny lady.
Mr.Teo - My big boss, 50 years old but look older than his age. A fatty, cheerful man.
Apple - account staff, fatty gal.

STORY 1:
Judy: "Lily~ want to eat chocolate?" ( I din't see she take out the chocolate oso? )
Lily: " No, thankiu~"
Judy: " Cho~co~late~ wor...very nice one!" (still din't see the chocolate)
Lily: " Hehehe...don't want la..thankiu.."
Judy: "Chocolate so nice u oso don wan?"
Lily: "Hehehe...juz now eat very full..."
Judy: " Why u dont want? Scare fat ar??"
Lily: " No lah..Just now lunch I eat very full~"
Judy: " Mr.Teo said u fat jor ar... sei mei..."
Lily: " Hehehe....." ( -_-!!!!)

STORY 2:
Time: Teatime
Situation: a colleague(JJ) bought some "yao zha guai & ham jin peng" belanja us.

Judy just come back from outside...
Judy: " Sek mat yer ar lei?" ( what u eat? * translate for Rose)
Lily: " Hehehe...JJ bought yao zha guai...urs on ur table..."
Judy: " Gam fei zhong sek yao zha guai??" ( so fat still eat yao zha guai??)
Lily: "........."

STORY 3:
Time: Lunch hour
Situation: Apple brought some nice pasta to office and re-heat in microwave

Apple: "Judy, I brought some pasta, do u like to have some?"
Judy: "Sure~ Smell so nice!!"

Apple pass a plate of pasta to Judy.

Judy: "Wow..it's look great. U still can eat so much meh??" ( The problem is..Judy din't see how much Apple eat...She juz like to "zhat" fat gal)
Apple: "hehehe...yalor..need to slowly reduce lor" ( In a very "gang ga" face)

LiLy's Thought : fat gal cannot take lunch lar???


STORY 4:

During lunch time....
Judy: "Lily...I'm going out to dabao..do u want anything?"
Lily: " No, Thanks..I bring bread..."
Judy: " U eat bread??? very fat one!!"
Lily: " ........."


Lily's Thought: Is that mean can't eat bread at all??!!

Story 5:
During lunch time again.....
Judy: "Lily! U keep drink water...no need take lunch ar?"
Lily: "I'm not hungry yet..later just eat"
Judy: "U know...drink too much water also will bcome fat!"
Lily: "Har?? but if i drink not enough water..I easily get sick..."
Judy: "How u know u drink not enough water?"
Lily: "I'll feel sore throat..."
Judy: "What u eat? y will sore throat?"
Lily: "bcoz drink less water lo..." -_-!!!!!
Judy: "u know... I ever see ppl need to release water in hospital!!"
Lily: "really?"
Judy: " bcoz of drink too much water!"
Lily: "ooo...."
Judy: "tat's y lor...don drink so much water..not good one..."
Lily: "...................."



Lily's Thought: yaya...like u one day not even drink 500ml water...I early early sick die jor...